#8 JL had pretty shitty leads himself. Harrison was more melodic.

#29 Yao was right, fortune cookies were created in America, and tourists expect them when visiting China.

#29 it IS an American invention

#16 - True. This was a common thing with LBJ... pissing was his way of projecting power over those around him. Regularly.

#30 - If Colbert is a Christian Sunday School teacher, then I am Roman General Tiberius. (Who knows, right?)

#15 Probably because humanity consists of two types of people. Those that divide people into two groups, and those who don't.