#15 should read "notoriously bad tippers" because otherwise they wouldn't know they received a bad tip until after the meal was served.

#6 - Other states have this unclaimed luggage thing but, in Babalama, the state controls all liquor sales. Private package shops exist but they buy it at the same cost as does the public from official ABC sources.

Now, here's the kicker; if a private shop places a special order but goes out of business, that order goes on sale at half-price to the public. Same for any stock being discontinued or with an approaching expiration date.

I once got a half-gallon of Sailor Jerry's Rum for $6.99 at an ABC store in Huntsville.

#4 No one read the bill. That was the whole point.