You forgot bloody akvavit!
Aqua Vitae = Vater of Life is made from potatoes.

And most of the tasty things you can turn potato into will make you fat..

Our species has been eating taters for centuries, even millenia. It's an excellent source of food but, Bongy (above) is absolutely right; they can be quite unhealthy as well... depending on how served.

I like mine baked alongside a medium-rare ribeye...

No Vodka? Damn it guys!! Get the important stuff on the list!!

You can do most of the same things with any starchy root veggie.

"Literally anything" huh?