Had a neighbor once...
When her old man up and left, she invited him back in for a peace treaty... dumped a bottle of Nair on his head after feeding him chocolate cake made with Ex-lax.

From that day on...
She called him the Shiny Shitter.
He called her Granny Cyclone.

#19 - molotov'd the car ! ! ! ? ? ?

In the 90's my friend who is a cop divorced from his wife, years later he arrested a homeless man he knew and he told my friend that his ex wife was gonna pay him to kill my friend.

How sick should a person be to euthanize innocent animals? I am scared to know there are so many jerks around pretending to be normal people and actually thinking of themselves as ones!