#35 Not in this house!
Ordering pizza here is like going over the top into no-man's land during WW1... you just ain't gonna see another day.

#5 makes no logical sense... There would be no possible reason. It's more like he would never date again if they broke up cuz no other girl he could be with would ever be that hot...

#15 In some places maybe. We have a 'tard that pisses on all the seats. Little boys who aren't able to use a urinal...