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Toasts That Totally Deserve a Cheers! (24 pics)

Posted in NSFW   11 Nov 2015   / 4956 views

“Life may throw us punches, and knock us on our ass, real friends are there to ease the pain and somehow make you laugh.”

“Here’s to women, beer and song, may none of them be flat.”

”Friends may come and friends may go, but liquor comes to soothe the blow.”

“May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers!”

“Here’s to rattlesnakes and condoms. Two things I’m never gonna fuck with.”

“Here’s to a long life and a happy one, a quick death and an easy one, a good man and an honest one, a cold pint… and another one.”

“Here’s to the great artistic genius, Pablo Picasso. His last words were “Drink to me.” Who am I to question genius?”

”Here’s to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking…If you’re going to lie, lie for a friend. If you’re going to cheat, cheat death. If you’re going to steal, steal a heart. If you’re going to drink, drink with me.”

“May the best of our past be the worst of our future.”

“Here’s to you, here’s to me, the best of friends we’ll always be; but if we ever disagree, fuck you, here’s to me.”

“There are good ships, and there are wood ships, ships that sail the sea, but the best ships are friendships, and may they always be.”

”Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

”We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don’t. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don’t!”

“To our wives and girlfriends… May they never meet.”

“If beer were an ocean, and I was a duck. I’d swim to the bottom to drink my way up. But the ocean is not beer, and I’m not a duck. So here’s to us, now let’s get fucked up.”

“To the kisses we’ve snatched, and vice versa!”

“Here’s to whiskey, scotch, or rye, amber, smooth, and clear; it’s not as sweet as a woman’s lips, but a damn sight more sincere.”

“Here is to staying positive and testing negative.”

”Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So why not get wasted all the time, and have the time of our life.”

“To nights we will never remember, with the friends we will never forget.”

“Here’s to the girls of the American shore, I love but one, I love no more; Since she’s not here to drink her part, I’ll drink her drink with all my heart.”

“There’s many a toast I’d like to say, If I could only think it, so fill your glass to anything, and, thank the Lord, I’ll drink it.”

“Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Get on up! It’s bobsled time!”

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