Americans shouldn’t do things with food because they end up with this sort of hellaciously unsafe things. Just, y’know, eat the fries, then drive. Or drive, then eat the fries. Why must you do both at the same time?
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Bongfuhrer 8 year s ago
"O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave" better be changed to O'er the land of the obese and the home of the stupid..
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Bongfuhrer 8 year s ago
Relax man, don't get your cholesterol pumping. You risk a heart attack..
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pitterpat 8 year s ago
Bongfuhrer's one of two people: A male who lives in the U.S. mid-west and doesn't have a girlfriend or is divorced and living with his mother. Either one, they're bitter and lonely.
In the end, I'll bet Bongfuucktard is a female. Doesn't believe in brushing their teeth twice a day, let alone douching or shaving their legs.
In the end, I'll bet Bongfuucktard is a female. Doesn't believe in brushing their teeth twice a day, let alone douching or shaving their legs.
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Fenrisulven 8 year s ago
#18 Because it tastes good and is the only healthy item in this post.
@pitterpat, you got both the wrong gender and country. Don't know anything about the rest though.
@pitterpat, you got both the wrong gender and country. Don't know anything about the rest though.
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ZombieDarwin 8 year s ago
#18 Who's "we"? Unless you have a mouse in your pocket, and said mouse is an American who worked at NASA, "we" didn't put a probe on Pluto. America put a probe on Pluto. Not France. Not England. Not any nation in the Euro-catastrophe. It was America, b!tches, and don't ever forget it!
In the end, I'll bet Bongfuucktard is a female. Doesn't believe in brushing their teeth twice a day, let alone douching or shaving their legs.
@pitterpat, you got both the wrong gender and country. Don't know anything about the rest though.