These Hipster Restaurants Should Be Closed Like Right Now

5 Apr 2016


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This place that served someone’s nice dinner in a glass.


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This restaurant that threw caution to the wind and completely deconstructed a bolognese.


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This hipster place that tried to act like a shopping trolley was a normal receptacle for coleslaw.


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And this place that served a prawn cocktail in a skip.


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This restaurant that put a fry-up in a surgical tray.


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And of course, literally every single restaurant that serves saucy food on a flat board.


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This hipster restaurant that decided to brazenly slip a fruity meat bonanza into the dessert menu.


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And this place that couldn’t even be bothered to make a cheesecake.


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This establishment that helpfully put the tables 1 foot below the chairs.


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And this place that decided a barber’s chair was the most practical place to sit to enjoy your food.


11

This place that thought it was OK to show a video of mince being made as ironic entertainment for diners.


12

This restaurant that used a red onion as a table number holder.


13

This place that thinks a gross old tin can is a nice way to get a cocktail.


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And this blasphemous place that decided to serve beer in a mason jar.


15

This place that decided the bathroom sinks needed to reflect the restaurant’s organic urban farm aesthetic.


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And this place that decided the Dyson Airblade hand dryers in the bathroom needed to look more edgy.


17

This establishment that bashed a load of random wood together and called it a chair.


18

This child-friendly hipster establishment that helpfully provided creepy Victorian restraints for kids.


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And this restaurant that invented the hipsterest seat of all time.



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laughinggas 4 year s ago
I'd commit murder if my food was served like that.
       
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meukr 4 year s ago
douchy places for douchy people
       
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