A girl was fed up with her roommates always stealing her food from the fridge. So she cooked up this perfect plan and prepared a fake breaded chicken cutlet. It was made out of... cardboard. She then put it in a fridge. Which proves that revenge is a dish best served cold.Here are the 6 steps to follow if you want do the same.
What would be better is to make the real thing, use most of the chicken for your own portion, eat it, and use the rest of the chicken to make 'leftovers'. Marinate that portion in something like laxatives, extreme hot sauce, or syrup of Ipecac. Maybe even all three. Then leave that in the fridge and proceed to have a wonderful day.