You cannot impersonate a clergy member while driving around.
You cannot tie your pet dog to the roof your car.
Pedestrians cannot push crosswalk buttons just to stop traffic.
You cannot loudly start and stop your car in a drive thru.
You can get a ticket for driving too slow.
It’s illegal to throw missiles at cars.
You cannot hunt from the highway.
It’s illegal to change clothes inside your vehicle.
You cannot park in the middle of an intersection.
You can’t honk at a fair.
All passengers must wear a seatbelt but can ride in the back of a truck without one.
Bikes cannot be driven onto to a tennis court.
Hanging dice or air fresheners can’t hang while driving.
You may not enter or exit your vehicle while it’s in motion.
It’s illegal to use a deceased person’s handicap sign.
It’s illegal to screech your tires while driving.
Dogs cannot molest cars.
Cab drivers cannot make love in the front seat during a work shift.
It’s illegal to park in front of a Dunkin Donuts.
It’s illegal to swear on a highway.
You cannot drive with a gorilla.
No cars can be sold on a Sunday.
Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.
It’s illegal to have a flamethrower attached to your car.
You cannot drive your car with an uncaged bear inside.
It’s illegal to drive an animal onto train tracks with the intent of hurting the train.
On mountain highways, you must drive near the right edge of the road.
You cannot ride a camel on the highway.
You cannot stop on the median to let ducklings pass.
If passing a skateboarder, you must honk first.
It’s illegal for women to pump their own gas.
You cannot disrobe in the car.
You cannot drive through cemeteries for fun.
If you’re in a parade, you cannot throw candy from your car.
Powerwheels cannot be driven on the road.
You cannot read comic books while driving.
You can’t race a car on foot.
If your car scares a horse you must take it apart and hide it.
It’s illegal to ride a horse on a highway for the purpose of racing or testing the speed of the horse.
You cannot store trash inside your vehicle.
There’s no legal minimum age for driving a motorcycle off-road.
It’s illegal to put tacks on the highway.
For inspections, no windshield is required, just wipers.
On the highway, birds have the right of way.
Billboards are illegal.
It’s illegal to let anyone have sex in your car.
During legislation sessions, legislators can’t get speeding tickets.
While driving, if you pass roadkill you can take it.
You must have permission to sit in another person’s car while parked.
You can get your drivers license at age 14.