Before he became one of the biggest stars around Ashton Kutcher had regular jobs just like everyone else. He attended the University of Iowa and was studying for a degree in biomedical engineering before he dropped out to see where his modeling career would take him. While in college he earned money by sweeping up the cereal dust from the floors at a General Mills factory. When that didn’t bring in enough to live on he supplemented his income by selling his blood.

Once his career in modeling got underway he got a part on That ’70s Show as Michael Kelso and a star was born. His big break on the silver screen came with the movie Dude, Where’s My Car? After that movie, he showed the world that he was actually much smarter than the characters that he got paid major amounts of money to play.

He went on to star in several box office smash hit movies including Jobs and he played the role of Walden Schmidt on Two and a Half Men. In the film about the creator of Apple, the movie skipped over a lot of important parts in the life of Steve Jobs but Kutcher nailed the role and was the main reason for its success.

I wonder how many people are walking around the country with some Ashton Kutcher in them. Feel free to insert your dirty joke there.