A marijuana dealer in Castro Valley, California had a near fool-proof way of making sure no one stole his 34-pound stash. He kept an alligator named Mr. Teeth within a few feet of his inventory. Cops discovered the reptile during a probation check, and Alameda County sergeant JD Nelson said, “We get guard dogs all the time when we search for grow houses and people stashing away all kinds of dope. But alligators? You just don’t see that every day.”