When you accidentally drop your fork into syrup:
When your icing is taken from you far too soon:
When butter gets so hard it does this:
Opening up a fresh pint of ice cream only to see it’s been FROZEN TO DEATH:
Or opening your fridge and seeing someone left this much milk:
Or this much juice:
When you lose the bottom of your Reese’s:
When the chip bag is 90% air:
Trying to reach those last few chips but your hand’s too big:
When your spoon slides in:
When gravity starts playing tricks:
THOSE pistachios:
Losing that precious outer layer:
And being deprived of that precious frosting:
When the carton is being difficult for no reason:
And the jar just ain’t cooperating:
And the cereal box WILL NOT PLAY NICE:
When your cookie is just too dang big:
When your pizza rolls turn into little sauce-spewin’ grenades:
When someone leaves one waffle in the package like anyone has EVER had ONLY ONE WAFFLE:
When your coffee starts getting caught just so it can spill all over you:
And the spoon topples your mighty bowl:
And, finally, being left with THIS:
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