Women Find Food As Thrilling As “Doing it”

Also, did you know that the same part of a woman’s brain lights up during sex as when she’s going to town on a slice of pizza or other delicious food? That’s right: pizza is just as good as sex, at least for the lucky women out there. But is anyone surprised? Now you know why your girlfriend always needs to indulge in that weekly slice of ‘za, by which we mean to say an entire box of pizza. But no one is judging.

We suggest you keep this little tip in your repertoire for those times when your girlfriend wants a thrill but you’re feeling a little tired. Just pull out the frozen pizza – you know, pizza on demand. Tell her, “It’s not delivery, it’s Mr. Delissio.”