Here is your key for the cats:
Samson: All gray. The most handsome cat you’ve ever seen. Looks like the cat was drawn by a Disney animator.
Dobby: All black. No tail. Looks like a cat that was drawn by a person who has a vague idea of what cats look like but in reality has never seen one.
Dixie: Calico. Looks like she would speak with a squeaky voice. Very short. Will use her nails to love you.
Wilson: Gray and white. Obese. Still adorable. Looks like Tony Soprano. Probably the mob boss.