A Condom Machine

So far there’s been two notably hilarious attempts. The first was in Michigan, when a drunk dude pulled a condom machine off the wall in a bar and walked home with it. Unfortunately for him, witness and police saw him carry the machine home, and arrested him.

The second guy wasn’t so lucky. This German guy attempted to steal a condom machine on Christmas Eve. Lacing the machine with explosives to get at the good, it exploded too soon and killed him.