Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

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Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

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Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

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So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

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Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This

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Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

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After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

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So I Woke Up To This Out Front

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I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

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Got Married Yesterday. Woke Up To This

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My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

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Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

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Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

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Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

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I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

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After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

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My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

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Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

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Woke Up To This

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So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

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My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

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So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

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I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

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Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

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I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

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My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

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My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

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Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

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Woke Up To This Snapchat From My Boss

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Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

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Wife Put Box Of Diapers On Top Of The Trash Last Night. Woke Up This Morning To Make Myself A Bowl Of Terror

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My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone

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My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

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I Woke Up To Find A Message From My SO

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Woke Up To This Text From A Random Number

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Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

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Me And My Girlfriend Sleep Naked. Just Woke Up To This In Chicago

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My Friend's Basement Flooded Overnight And She Woke Up To This

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Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

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Move To Ghana. Go Camping. Wake Up To This

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