“I was first mate on a stunt boat full of models there for a promotion. I slipped, fell headfirst into a footwell and became stuck, splitting my boardshorts in the process and spilling my meat and two veg into the breeze for everyone to see and admire. One model was sat in a seat directly in front of where I fell, my dick was literally 6 inches in front of her face while I was upside down in the footwell.

This happened as we were pushing away from the dock, I had to spend the next half hour with these stunning women while wearing a lifejacket as improvised pants.” – MrFuxIt