“One time in my early college days my (ex)boyfriend was throwing a party at his house. Everyone came, drank, had a good time. Afterwards we went to sleep, me and him in the bed with a couple people scattered around the floor.

A friend of ours had “back problems” aka was super whiny and wanted us to share the bed with him and the girl he’d been flirting with all night. So it’s me and my boyfriend laying the normal way in the bed, and the other two perpendicular. Well, of course half-way through the night he and that girl think the best idea ever is to just have sex. On top of our feet.

My boyfriend just whispered, “He’s a virgin, I can’t ruin this for him.” So we tucked our legs up to our chins and just… waited it out. The noises still haunt my dreams.” – fuqmook