It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Normally people live and learn. You just live.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
You look like a before picture.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty.
You have the perfect face for radio.
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate."
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Don't you just love nature, despite what it did to you?
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.
I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.
I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!
What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
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