“I had no idea that salad spinners were to dry your salad. I thought they were to mix your salad dressing or some shit. We got one as a wedding gift, so I loaded one up, dumped some dressing in, and spun a ton of the dressing off of the salad. This made me think the product was to apply dressing flavor to all of your salad bits, without dealing with all the calories that can come from overloading on dressing. So naturally I thought it was a total waste of time and money, and tossed it into a cabinet never to be used again. A year goes by, and I see a comment on Reddit about salad spinners and how they are such a game changer and so worth it, and I thought people were just batshit insane. Nope. I’m the idiot here. They’re to dry your washed salad bits so you have nice, crisp, not-soggy salad. I had no idea, and the box sure as hell didn’t tell me that.”