Had an ex, he was one of those "im so gentle and kind uwu i love pastel colours and flower crowns uwu" types, who went on to date a friend of mine. this friend goes on to tell me they broke up because he admitted to getting sexual with his dog on multiple occasions and asked if my friend wanted to watch him jack off that dog on skype call i was like, shit dude, i just broke up with him because he was fucking annoying.