2010: Vampires Suck
Critic Score: 18/100
User Score: 3.5/10
Synopsis: “A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.”
Critic Review: “…it’s the best of the bunch. Not because it’s good, but because it’s only unbelievably boring while all the others have been unbearably irritating.”
-Josh Tyler / Cinema Blend
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ZombieDarwin 6 year s ago
WTF? The majority of these reviews were written by Michael Moore, er, I mean, Roger Ebert, a.k.a. Humorless Progressive Sh^thead. I can think of 4 films right off the top of my head that are worse than the worst of these. I'm surprised Roger didn't eat the films as he reviewed them.
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ZombieDarwin 6 year s ago
You know, something has been bothering me about 2016's Hillary's America, and I've finally put my finger on it. The review is: *“Little more than an extended version of the kind of political screeds that can be found online with only a minimum of effort, this is just a terrible movie.”
-Roger Ebert*
The movie was released in 2016. Ebert died in 2013. Unless he's been able to send his reviews from Hell (I imagine they wouldn't have any problem securing the film itself, seeing as how Hillary was Lucifer's candidate), there's no way Ebert could have reviewed this film. So either the review is fake, the review is wrongly attributed, or this is just some political hit piece. The middle one is most likely, although the last is possible, too.
-Roger Ebert*
The movie was released in 2016. Ebert died in 2013. Unless he's been able to send his reviews from Hell (I imagine they wouldn't have any problem securing the film itself, seeing as how Hillary was Lucifer's candidate), there's no way Ebert could have reviewed this film. So either the review is fake, the review is wrongly attributed, or this is just some political hit piece. The middle one is most likely, although the last is possible, too.
-Roger Ebert*
The movie was released in 2016. Ebert died in 2013. Unless he's been able to send his reviews from Hell (I imagine they wouldn't have any problem securing the film itself, seeing as how Hillary was Lucifer's candidate), there's no way Ebert could have reviewed this film. So either the review is fake, the review is wrongly attributed, or this is just some political hit piece. The middle one is most likely, although the last is possible, too.