Critic Score: 1/100
User Score: 2.1/10
Synopsis: “Follows the passing of the FIFA baton through three association presidents: Jules Rimet, Joao Havelange, and Sepp Blatter.”
Critic Review: “What follows should be a gripping, informative drama traversing world wars and world politics… what actually follows is car crash you can’t help but rubber-neck… this is FIFA’s attempt at cinema, this is United Passions…”
-Mirror UK
-Roger Ebert*
The movie was released in 2016. Ebert died in 2013. Unless he's been able to send his reviews from Hell (I imagine they wouldn't have any problem securing the film itself, seeing as how Hillary was Lucifer's candidate), there's no way Ebert could have reviewed this film. So either the review is fake, the review is wrongly attributed, or this is just some political hit piece. The middle one is most likely, although the last is possible, too.