She sneezed in the middle of my panorama shot.
His side vs. her side.
“She found me.”
“I bought my girlfriend an expensive new camera. This is my life now.”
That’s an unfortunately-placed STOP sign.
“Gave these soccer goalie gloves to my girlfriend and told her she was a keeper.”
“My wife found these at Target today. I feel like my whole life has been leading up to this point.”
“Helping my wife out any way I can.”