Stock Up On These Reasons To Skip Work

4 Jan 2018


1

“My boss wrote he wouldn’t come to work because he couldn’t leave his house due to a very serious problem. And that very problem was lying on a porch.”


2

“I was running late for work and couldn’t find her leash. This is how I walked my dog this morning.”


3

“This Alaska life makes me late for work...”


4

“My brother couldn’t find his keys this morning and was late for work... His 2-year-old son had borrowed them...”


5

When you’re late for work and forgot to feed the cat...


6

It’s a bit easier when you understand that a lot of people will be late for work.


7

“Thanks to Mr. Snow Plower, I was late for work that morning.”


8

“I saw a raccoon crossing the road this morning, so I slowed to let it pass... Then I lost track of it. Here’s where it ended up.”


9

“Oh, it’s fine if I stay here.”


10

“Well, it’s the most embarrassing thing ever. How can I explain?”


11

“It was really impossible to shoo it out.”


12

“2 days in a row.” Their routes are the same.


13

When you did everything to get to work on time. Well, almost everything.


15

Sometimes it depends on other people.


16

“A dog ate my travel passport.”


17

Sometimes trouble has many helpers.


18

“I’m a little afraid to leave my house this morning.”


19

“The morning after ’Why can’t I shake this feeling that I’ve forgotten something?’ ”


20

Because your safety is above all!


21

When you are always late because you have to wake someone else...


22

And it doesn’t matter that you won’t get into your house. The main thing is that you get to work on time!



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