Wearing glasses while walking through a light drizzle.
When expectations don’t match reality.
“This chocolate Bath Bomb wasn’t quite what I expected.”
“I turn my PC off 5 times on daily basis.”
“I made brownies, left them to cool, and found them like this.”
“The glossed pages in my textbook that make it impossible to read at this angle.”
When you get out of the shower and remember you threw your old towels in the laundry without replacing them.
“My ’Uncrustables’ sandwich had nothing in it!”
“This stupid doorstop in my hotel room. Banged my foot on it four times today.”
“Big thanks to the restaurant for trying to be fancy by putting sauce on the outside of the bun.”
This is a parked car.
“Good reminder not to buy things too cheap.”
“My printer wasting ink to tell me it updated itself.”
“Sure, your pizza came with enough oregano to tranquilize an elephant.”
“Ghirardelli sells six chocolates in an impressively large box that doesn’t even close properly after opening it once, and honestly has more filler plastic than chocolate.”