Kids will eat cake however they want...
... literally, any way they want.
“I just broke his cheese in half.”
“He doesn’t want to go. Even though we have repeatedly told him we are not going anywhere.”
Kids can sleep anywhere, at any time.
Sometimes it’s beneficial.
Children like selfies...just like adults.
They know all about original gifts.
You’ll learn to control them over time.
Or they will learn to control you.
Only the calmest pets will survive living with kids.
When you let babies feed themselves:
Your kid will tell all of your secrets.
Sometimes they might get disoriented.
’And sometimes it’s just one of those days!’
The more they grow, the more skillful they become.
Going to bed is always an uphill battle.
They truly do their best to help you with house chores.