Perfectionists Will Not Be Satisfied Here

13 Jul 2018


1

This Sunflower Doesn't Want To Face East


2

Worst Flight Ever


3

I Lost A Loved One Today. I'm Not Sure Which One Yet, But Whoever Cuts Cheese Cake Like This Is Dead To Me


4

Spent Hours Completing This Mildly Infuriating Puzzle And Now I Can't


5

Someone At Work Asked If They Could Have One Of My Sudafed


6

“Just Look At The Time!”


7

This Stovetop


8

That One Window


9

Why?


10

This Shitf Key


11

My 3-Year-Old Insisted On That Pink One


12

Toughest Decision Of My Life


13

The Monopoly Deed Cards Are Cut Wrong. I Can Barely Focus On Bankrupting My Kids


14

Ummm


15

The Circle On The Netflix Volume Control Isn’t Centred On The Line


16

I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces


17

These Tables At My Teaching Workshop


18

This Elevator Button Panel


19

Number Of Holes In These Waffles Doesn't Match The Iron They Are Sitting In


20

This Guy's Tattoo


21

The Way My Wife Opens Things


22

My Door Number Is 308, They Installed It Upside Down Though


23

The Color Choice For The Emergency Door Buttons On A Bus


24

This Line On Every Page Of My Notebook


25

One Tile In The Whole Building


26

United Terminal, O'Hare Airport, Chicago


27

I Opened My New Sketch Pencils Today And Honestly, I Don’t Know What I Did To Deserve This


28

Asked If They Could Cut It In Half To Split With My Boyfriend


29

He's Been Tailing Us For 20 Miles, I'm Going To Lose My Mind


30

My Roommate Using The Incorrect Size Screen Protector


31

This Woman’s Headphones


32

My Wife And I Spent The Night In A Quiet Bed And Breakfast Last Night. This Kept Me Awake For Hours


33

These Tables At My School


34

The Back Of This Girl's Shirt


36

God Dammit, Papa John's


37

Why Didn't They Place It In The Circle?


38

This Bathroom


39

My Landlord Installed A New Cabinet


40

Why


41

What Lunatic Designed This Church?


42

I've Walked On This Bridge Every Weekend For Over A Year And Not Noticed This Until Now. Now I'll Never Be Able To Not Notice It


43

When The Robo Vacuum Ruins Its Perfect Track Lines Retuning To Base


44

This Scrabble Wrapping Paper


45

The Missing Dot On My To-Do List



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Varan1 5 year s ago
English here. That church #41 developed over 1600 years soooooo yeah, a few design flaws may be evident.
       
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