I know people do like to make up stories, but this is really off limits.

Damn right Jericho. I can't even imagine how anyone could fail to put down a shotgun with 4 armed cops telling him to do so, let alone chambering a shell, without getting to look like a meat strainer.
This 6 or 7yr old makes "total bullshit" seem credible. I am sorry I took the time to read it