Me: “That’s… a shame. Since you promised that you’d cover me and children right away, that you’d arrange the 60 days going to not apply to me, and I told you that was a condition for me accepting this job. Also, my son’s surgery is literally on Monday, in two days.”

And he was shocked shocked that I quit the next week, just totally livid that I gave a week’s notice. “You know this means you’ll never work here again” yeah Jorge that’s the $#*!ing point.