Hybristophilia

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A paraphilia in which sexual arousal and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known infidelities, or a crime.

Pygophilia

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A highly intense attraction to the buttocks. Evolutionary Significance Sexologist Alfred Kinsey believes this stems from the buttocks being the primary sexual presentation site in primates for centuries.

His beliefs are backed by both Bubba Sparxxx and The Ying Yang Twins.

Mechanophilia

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Characterized as obtaining arousal/sexual attraction from machines, people with this paraphilia are attracted to everything from helicopters to boats. They also all collectively own the entire Transformers Blu-Ray Box set. Probably.

Revving

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A subset of foot fetishes, ‘Revving’ involves arousal from watching an individual wearing high heels push a gas pedal.

Macrophilia

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Also called ‘Giantess Sex,’ Macrophiliacs have a sexual condition that involves being attracted to a person who is much, much larger than them.

Looners/Balloon Fetish

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People who consider themselves ‘Looners’ regularly incorporate balloons into their sex life. While there are some who find creative ways to… ahem… use the balloons while in the bedroom, others simply enjoy watching them being popped.

Gerontophilia

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A primary sexual attraction to the elderly.

Abasiophilia

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Arousal caused by people wearing neck braces. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Microphilia

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Essentially the exact opposite of Macrophilia, Microphilia is the sexual attraction to small people or tiny things.

Knismophilia

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Knismophilia, not to be confused with Klismaphilia (seriously, don’t Google that), is the sexual arousal induced by tickling/being tickled.

Salirophilia

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The love of getting dirty (or getting your partner dirty), literally, prior to, you know… getting down and dirty.

Katoptronophilia

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A fetish that may include activities such as having sex in front of mirrors, masturbating in front of mirrors, enacting other paraphilias in front of a mirror, having an orgy in front of a mirror, or enacting stripping fetishism in front of mirrors.

Actirasty

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Sexual or erotic pleasure gained from being exposed to the sun’s rays.

Dacryphilia

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Aroused by tears and the act of crying. While some Dacryphiliacs enjoy making/watching someone cry, there is a large number who enjoy being made to cry.

Spectrophilia

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Spectrophiles are characterized as individuals who are attracted to ghosts and spirits, and claim to have regular sexual encounters with specters. While this fetish is somewhat disputed in the paraphilia community, we can all rely on the rock-solid testimony of when this happened to Anna Nicole Smith.

Quorofilia

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Sexual arousal brought on by specific parts of the hand, such as a palm, the fingers or the nails themselves.

Melissophilia

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Popularized in the masterpiece known as ‘The Bee Movie,’ Melissophilia is an extremely specific form of zoophilia where an individual is attracted to bees.

Arachnophilia

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A sexual condition characterized by being aroused or attracted to spiders. I’m going to go ahead and assume the only people affected by this are Satan and Nancy Grace.