A toaster
An irreverent cape
A human torso
A life jacket
A giant framed picture
A gamecube controller
A giant pencil
A construction barrel
A giant bear cutout
A floppy disk
Ohhh, a diarrhea labeled hall pass. That’ll deter ya.
A block of ice
A severed head of an infant
A mini Cardi B
A small tree
A stand-up bass
The leg of a Barbie Doll with “Gucci” inexplicably written on it
A giant white board
An alligator head
A trumpet
A toilet seat
A lamp
A kayak paddle
A CD case filled with God knows what…
A skimboard
A pumpkin
A jar of dirt!!
A baby table
A globe
OK, in reality I’d be thrilled to carry Burt Reynolds along with me at all times. No shame here.
Same goes for Bob Ross. Solid gold.
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