If you’re a fan of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, you’ll notice that he’ll eat anything and everything, minus eggs on their own. Apparently, a hard-boiled egg as a kid ruined the experience.

He’ll use them in cooking, but if you boil ’em, scramble them or crack them not top of a pizza, he’ll kick you out of Flavortown so fast, your hair will turn blonde too.