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trollmaster9000 5 year s ago
Typical, in the political ones, only mention the ones against a single party.
       
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Harry 2 year s ago
trollmaster9000,

Well you see, they were looking for witty retorts.
       
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Tomorrow 5 year s ago
Did Buzzfeed prepare these?
       
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Boston 5 year s ago
#26 look, this guy helped Hitler to take the lead and start ww2.
       
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Robert Benchley to a man in a uniform

Robert Benchley was an American humorist, who laid out the foundation for many modern-day comedians. No surprise, his funny exchange with a man in uniform has made history:

Benchley: My good man, would you please get me a taxi?

Uniformed man: I'm not a doorman. I happen to be a rear admiral in the United States Navy.

Benchley: All right then; get me a battleship.

 

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