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If you think he's so f@#$$%g great then listen to this. I was in New York last year when I was beaten pretty badly and robbed in the early hours of the morning in Brooklyn. Who happens to come along? Keanu bloody Reeves that's who. OK, so he helped me up, dressed my wounds by ripping his shirt to shreds and then took me to his place where he cooked me a full breakfast in the morning. Here's the thing though, he only had orange juice and I can't stand that. He graciously offered to go out in the pouring rain and get some pineapple juice for me but that's not really the point is it?
       
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Saint Laurent just announced that Keanu Reeves will be their face for the Fall/Winter men’s range

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Keanu Reeves Becomes The New Face For “Yves Saint Laurent” Men’s Collection, And The Internet Is Loving It
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