On a trans-Pacific flight, someone had been in the bathroom for a very long time and was unresponsive to us, so we opened the door per the captain’s orders.

There was a man dressed in a pink morphsuit — which is essentially a skin-tight spandex bodysuit — with headphones on making videos on his cell phone. He calmly explained to the captain that he was a ‘YouTuber.’ He was definitely aroused, those videos were absolutely not for YouTube.