Apparently, this is not the only hair problem that upsets women.
Movie “surprises” in real life
“This is the look I genuinely thought would make my musical idol fall in love with me in 2008.”
My nail artist: “What color do you want?”
“I was drunk, took off my lashes, stuck them on a napkin, and labeled them.”
When you understand what fame is:
“Me without concealer vs Me with 5 layers of concealer”
The most striking drawback
“When everything’s OK now, but you’re still thinking about what you should’ve said while arguing with him.”
The USA women’s basketball team standing next to El Salvador’s team. The score was 114 to 19.
A whole new level
Modern makeup trends in men’s eyes:
“Me and my girls outside the club at 4 am trying to figure out what a Nissan Honda looks like.”
I tried to be romantic and carry my wife out of the ceremony. Luckily, this was after she said “I do.”