If its on the internets, it must be true..

Fake

Old story, but still good. God Bless 'Murica!

Hear more about this and other things that didn't happen at nine.

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Hahahaha. Pulling a gun on a police officer. They'd come back and a sniper would take you out from 300 yards. You'd never even hear the shot.

All fake.

Oh this is sad.... It is the second time you have posted this cr*p.

the "poster" of this story is my brother-in-law, I can back up this story, but would involve giving out personal details of which I am not comfortable doing.