My douche cousin told his wife she had three chances to give him a son. Daughter was born first. Strike one. Son was born second. Then they find out the boy can’t eat gluten. So my cousin divorced her and has made zero effort to see his kids.

Oh, I remembered something else he did. He would take off work and instead of spending time with the babies or her he’d tell her ‘just act like im at work and do all your normal stuff.’ Then he’d watch tv all day. Douche.