Paralegal. A couple got divorced over a cat. Wife called cat Snowball because of white fur and only wanted the cat to eat wet food or chicken breast. Husband called cat Lily, again because of white fur and believed it should only eat dry food. These two argued for a year over custody of the cat but did not give a s@#t about their human kids aged 15 months, 4 years, and 6 years old.
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