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Female Mechanic Posts A Savage Ad For Her Brother’s Car (3 pics + 3 gifs)

Posted in PICTURES       11 Oct 2019       3798       2

Her brother got sick of people trying to knock down the price of his listing and so he asked her to help him out. Being a mechanic and a supercar instructor, she was ready to take the challenge.

 

“This is a 59 plate (also known as 2009) Ford Fiesta—not a focus, not a Clio and certainly not a flying carpet,” writes the witty 26-year-old.

“The car is grey—don’t ask me what shade of grey it is, all I know is it’s a special color-changing paint as it looks black when it’s dark… as does everything else around it—funny that…The car is a 3 door—1 door on the left, 1 door on the right and a tailgate to the rear—you may use any of those doors to enter and exit the vehicle if you want to mix things up a bit.”

 

“By spin, I mean take it around the block and demonstrate all gears work correctly, brakes work and throttle without any components falling off the car. If at any point whilst I’m driving, you decide to try and find chav FM on the radio, adjust my mirrors, press any buttons, or god forbid, attempt to speak to me, I will kindly leave you on the side of the road.”

 

“Last but not least, if you happen to be that absolute knobber who comes to view the car, realises I’m of the female kind and attempts to tell me how the car is broken in anyway shape or form, I promise to waste a minimum of 50 minutes of your time going along with your lies, purely for entertainment, s#$ts and giggles, making you think you’re going to get the car for half the price, followed by mid-conversation, shaking your hand and kindly telling you to p*ss off.”

 

This will immediately hit home with anyone who has tried to sell something on Craigslist or Facebook Marketplace. Beggy choosers EVERYWHERE!:

So, the car is up for sale for £2750 – that does not translate to any of the following –

. I offer payment plans . I’ll take £500 . I’ll hold onto it for 3 months whilst you save up your dole money . I’ll loan you the car with the promise you’ll pay me for it to then have it returned to me by the old bill after it was used for a day light robbery (not my 1st choice for a getaway car I must say) . Allow you to take it for a 3 day test drive

You will get 4 alloy wheels attached to the car – “I’m interested in buying the wheels” absolutely no problemo Pablo! Buy the wheels and get a fiesta free, all for the nice sum of £2750

 

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Court 7 month s ago
So because she has a vagina, this old tosh is supposed to be witty or interesting or something?
       
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Little 7 month s ago
Above ... I do like vaginas, especially when they are trimmed (not shaved-I have no need for what looks like an 8 year old's vagina, thanks) clean, smelling nice, oh, and cleaned, but yeah, having one doesn't always make a person witty or interesting.
       
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