How generous! When you aren’t carting him around like Driving Ms. Daisy or supplying him with ganja he can ‘educate’ you about the important issues! Don’t forget about the emotional support cat. (Speaking of which, that cat probably needs an emotional support animal of its own just to put up with this guy.)
Refuse to pay around of drinks once and never hear from people again but ask to move in nude and cluttered for free and you think you have friends?