#36 "first in the screen"? wtf does that mean? learn you some grammars.

#54 Don't judge all boomers based on the actions of your crazy Grandmother, perhaps it's hereditary.

#54 If you're smart enough to live that long (doesn't sound like it,) you'll be surrounded by other people's toys you don't understand and have no use for.

Guaranteed.

Something -

People read this blog who don't live in suburban American basements, you know. And btw, in English we initiate sentences with a capitol letter.

#10 Canal de Panama?