Ha! I am a robot.

We are going to need you to prove that!

Half of those damn palms are actually Sagos!

#10 is not true, I've been paying attention, and for instance, no one has died going to get a lottery ticket in this country ever, but just last week 2 people shared the 38 million dollar jackpot. On average, the jackpot gets struck once every 6 weeks, the first prize of 1,000,000 bux goes every Wednesday and Saturday.
Don't give up hope, people win that money twice a week.