The Deep Web Is Not Full Of Porn, Drugs And Stolen Bank Details
The area that contains this illegal information is a small portion of the deep web known as the "dark web." Much of the deep web consists of academic libraries, databases, and anything that isn't indexed by normal search engines.
And regardless of the other commenter's religious beliefs, the bible doesn't mention an apple. You don't need to believe the stories to analyze them like any other fiction.
Gun: There is a direct correlation between the rises in stork populations and number of births in Germany. Therefore (according to your logic), storks bring babies.