Great White Sharks Do Not Mistake Human Divers For Pinnipeds
Their attack behaviors on humans and pinnipeds are very different: when attacking a seal, a great white shark surfaces quickly and violently attacks it. Attacks on humans, on the other hand, are more relaxed and slow: the shark charges at a normal pace, bites, and swims off. Great white sharks have efficient eyesight and color vision; the bite is not predatory, but rather for identification of an unfamiliar object.
And regardless of the other commenter's religious beliefs, the bible doesn't mention an apple. You don't need to believe the stories to analyze them like any other fiction.
Gun: There is a direct correlation between the rises in stork populations and number of births in Germany. Therefore (according to your logic), storks bring babies.