“All downhill from here,” Chrissy replied when her husband thanked People for the title in a tweet. She then interviewed her and John’s 1-year-old and 3-year-old children, who, predictably, did not care in the slightest about their dad’s sexiness being recognized by America’s largest celebrity news outlet. Despite promising to make fun of John when he came home, she couldn’t hide her excitement over the opportunities for Twitter comedy that the award has opened up for her. Her bio now proudly states that she is sleeping with the Sexiest Man Alive, and a mundane moment like her husband making lunch for her has become “the sexiest man alive just made me a ham sandwich.”