#47 The infinitive form of a verb is usually preceded by to (e.g., to throw up, to score, to nut, to despair over the overall stupidity of the average and therefore unschooled inhabitant of 'Murica). To sexy however, is not a verb. I sexy, you sexy, he/she/it sexy. Nope doesn't work. Too bad. You could try to use too in a sentence or two. Then you too would know when and how to use too.

Oh Hello... Your grammatical expertise makes me to, err two, um too hot... Sigh..

#49 Eyebrows are really only important to other women. Men don't actually care. Just sayin'

27: The look on her face tells me that atrocity was ALL her idea.

@Pretty Men do care. Fake is fake no matter who's looking.