“Sometimes I text my wife the motivational quotes from her tampons when she has her period, to try and cheer her up.”
He knew what to say.
This guy put a tent over his car to be able to make repairs to it even during a blizzard.
Every married man feels for this guy.
To get you through those hard parenting days...
Every man is still a bit childish.
“The way my dad puts things away in the fridge. This is a piece of steak...”
Everyone must have had this happen in their lives at least once.
“My 10-year-old brother called me to tell me he had a girlfriend and then sent me this.”
“2 months ago I went to a wedding party. I was looking through the photos and I just had to do this...”
So, this is where all the money goes!
“Tonight was foreign culture night at my house, so I decided to cook a traditional dish from Pompeii.”
“My wife asked me, ’Which color do you like best?’”
“My wife knitted her first hat yesterday, but it turned out way too small. It did, however, fit the cat perfectly...”
“My parents were given a robot vacuum. They named it Max. And my father did this.”
Maybe they just wanted a new species.
“Vandals! But I know how to adapt.”